Ant Earrings

Adorn your ears with a line of wiggly weird ants! The Ant Earrings are sure to surprise and amuse, while reminding you to not take yourself (or your work) too seriously. After all, 40% of ants are just pretending*, right? 

So put these ant earrings on your ears to remind yourself to not work *too* hard for your corporate overlords. Be like the ant and just pretend. Ant earrings are available in black, red and sparkly gold. Pick your fave. 

*Though ants are thought of as "hard-working," researchers have found that an average of 40% of ants in every colony are just pretending to work.